| why does asparagus make your pee stink? I mean, lima beans smell just as bad, and there are plenty of other smelly foods that could easily stenchify the urination factor. Don't give me some scientific explanation, because everyone knows science is crap.
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| i'm a goober and my face stinks.
when people smell my feet they run in horror.
every piece of candy corn ever made is kept in a dumpster, since no one ever eats that crap.
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| This weekend was spectacular. I went to Kansas City to see family and go to Worlds of Fun. Worlds of Fun unfortunatly didn't happen because of the rain. Seeing family was okay. That isn't what made my weekend spectacular. This is my tale.....
It looked like a normal McDonalds in a normal town in a normal state. Missouri. But, none of it was normal. As soon as we pull up to get a bite to eat we get approached by an animal. Not any ordinary animal... this animal was AWESOME. A 3 legged dog. I appropriatly named him "Tripod". Apparantly, this dog hangs around this McDonalds 3 to 4 days out of the week and he has been doing it for a couple years. I bought him chicken tenders and fed him. I'm pretty sure he was a hustler. But, he was good at it.... and I didn't get a picture. Because, I had a camera in the trunk and my wife didn't inform me. Grrrrr. I'm sure that dog eats McDonalds from people all the time. |
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| This weekend I'll be playing in a 4 on 4 flag football tournament.
See www.4on4football.com we are "The Irish Boys" in the Adult WW Competitive division.
There are only 5 teams, so we needs to come home champions or else. |
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